Something stupid - parts 1 and 2

Part 1

see Sarah Palin pictures

Part 2
My mother calls. I have no voice, so I ignore the call and text her back. She responds by text.
me: Can't talk, I have no voice. I'm sick.
mom: Don't you have another phone?
me: It doesn't matter, I can't talk. I don't have a voice.
mom: so why don't you talk on your other phone.
me: because I have no voice.
mom: why is that phone broken too?
me: the phones are fine, I just don't have a voice. I can't talk. I'm sick.
mom: so it's not the phone.
me: no. I'm sick, I have no voice.
mom: oh. hope your fever gets better.